Hello, in today’s blog I’m going to be sharing on how I would fake my death and move deep in the woods where no one would be able to find me. Step 1 get a car and gas, step 2 get a fire stick. Step 3. Get a manikin. Once all of these things are in your possession you want to invite your family, friends neighbors arbors, childhood friends, mutual friends and you need a big field where absolutely nothing could catch fire. You’re going to pretend to host a big party for “your friends birthday”. The friends birthday is gonna have to be in with you. Only him and you are gonna know what’s gonna happen. So here is where the fire stick and gas come in. Firstly while everyone is distracted talking and eating you’re going to pour gas all over the back seats. You and the friend are both gonna need the fire stick tucked in your sock. (High socks preferably) your excuse for leaving is saying that you forgot drinks. Your going to not bring drinks to the party on purpose because that’s what your going to use as your excuse for “leaving” the party is that your going to get drinks. Once you and the friend are in the car your going to want to take your shirts off. Your going to put the shirt on the manikins. As you start to turn on the car your going to want to break your windows (should do before). Your going to light the fire stick and as you start to drive away and turn a corner you want to throw the fire stick on the gas that you poured all over the back seats (for a better explosion get hand held fire works to make the smoke visible. But as soon as you throw them you want to run away and go into hiding for the rest of your days. Me personally I would move to New Mexico and build my house for the ground up and I would register my home as a shooting range so if anyone came on my property I could warn them and then force them off. The friend that I would chose to do this mission with would be Josiah because we both have this thing with nature, like I was born to be living in mountains but instead were living in the city were all living things are forced paint this perfect picture of something were really not. This is all for today goodbye.